hay divination yields sweet fruit


go up to someone when they’re holding something and say “that is not a venus fly trap”  (it only works if they’re not holding a venus fly trap)



I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish


remember when Mycroft had a front row seat to Sherlock’s staged suicide? (x)