1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image






back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me


Disney heroines by MBTI personality type

My voice meme!

(uhuuu the recording is kind of screwed up i think but you can still hear me)


1)Your name and username.

2)Where you’re from.

3)Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route,Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water,   New Orleans,   Furniture,   Pecan,Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Crayon, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

4)How would you address a group of two or more people?

5)What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

6)What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

7)What would you call a sale of unwanted items on your porch, in your yard, etc.?

8)What do you call gym shoes?

9)What do you call your grandparents?

10)What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

11)What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

12)Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.

13)Choose a book and read a passage from it.

14)Do you think you have an accent?

15)Be a wizard or a vampire?

16)Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

Tag Game: Characters who share the same personality type as you

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!


Russia from Axis Powers Hetalia

Amélie Poulain from Amélie

Cinderella from Cinderella

Cameron Frye and Sloane Peterson from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

John and Anna Bates from Downton Abbey

Jay Gatsby from The Great Gatsby

Will Graham from Hannibal

Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew and Vincent Crabbe from Harry Potter

Judge Claude Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame (??ohno??)

Kieren Walker from In The Flesh

Trinity from The Matrix

Jean Valjean from Les Mis

Gaara from Naruto

Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls

Mia Thermopolis from The Princess Diaries

Daenerys Targaryen from ASOIAF

Kyle Broflovski from South Park

Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars

Snufkin from The Moomins

Pink from The Wall

basically all characters that fall under the “MY BABIES <3 <3 <3 love” category, with the exception of like… Pettigrew, Crabbe and Frollo, with whom i’m like… oh no…

tagging: uhhh i hate tagging people for things but i feel like this is kind of fun so if i tag you and you don’t want to do it feel free to just ignore, but  if you’re as bored as i am, go ahead: singformedarling littleelveses packbrat aspikejonzelovestory beyonce-fankhauser posthumouse nohomophone buckysam effinmajestic generationwhyme


a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

How I clean my room:


•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed