What is that?
On the horizon?
It looks like….
No, it can’t be.
Yes! It is!
IT’S A SHIP
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instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
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go to hell
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What is that?
On the horizon?
It looks like….
No, it can’t be.
Yes! It is!
IT’S A SHIP
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My name is Marius Pontmercy
And Mine’s Cosette
AND IM JAVERT
DO NOT FORGET MY NAME
DO NOT FORGET MEEE
(via singformedarling)
what an unfortunate
accident
no seriously there’s no way Sherlock could’ve predicted John would wear a horrible jumper like that alone in public
Nightblogging the Musical
more like me the musical
I lost my shit at “what if you peed out of your nose.”
where do the squirrels go during hurricanes
we ran out of allowed number of posts
God, Im at Burger King and Im pretty sure the lady behind the counter is about to call 911
this song is never old
man that guy sounds like scooby doo
This is perfection
welcome to tumblr
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i just tore up my entire room for an hour looking for a dumb textbook
and then panicked and finally found the articles from the textbook online
A+ internet skills
and now I ahve to wake up in five hours and go to church for my mom’s sake
and the only thing that will make me not want to hurt people is the fact that I bought some nice new clothes today and will wear them
but i will probably still want to hurt people only i’ll look pretty doing it
because after that we have to drive to new jersey and hang with our bratty little cousins all day
and then we go to another part of jersey and see cousins I actually like at night
and then drive our grandma home
and then go home where i’ll have to do homework
and to top that all off we don’t even have this week off because of dumbass hurricane Sandy
maybe I will get sick and stay home monday from stress or something
or maybe i will just cut school
goodnight kittens
goodnight mittens
goodnight
comb
goodnight mush
goodnight little old lady whispering hush
goodnight moon
I AM IN ACTUAL TEARS CRYING AT THIS. IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY. SOMEONE HELP ME *GASP*
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