mypatronusisyou:

instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes

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ewmartinfreeman:

go to hell

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oxfordcommaforever:

Wonderful.

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bakerstreetskulls:

What is that?

On the horizon?

It looks like….

No, it can’t be.

Yes! It is!

IT’S A SHIP

(via grapefruitshampoo)

watersaugustus:

My name is Marius Pontmercy

And Mine’s Cosette

AND IM JAVERT

DO NOT FORGET MY NAME 

DO NOT FORGET MEEE

(via singformedarling)

ilovemyjawn:

what an unfortunate

accident

no seriously there’s no way Sherlock could’ve predicted John would wear a horrible jumper like that alone in public

timecannotberewritten:

torchhwood:

justaperfectevening:

halloweennametypette:

lastoneout:

aristotels:

kyleehenke:

norcalnoise:

funimationentertainment:

csatiel:

Nightblogging the Musical

more like me the musical

I lost my shit at “what if you peed out of your nose.”

where do the squirrels go during hurricanes

we ran out of allowed number of posts

God, Im at Burger King and Im pretty sure the lady behind the counter is about to call 911

this song is never old

man that guy sounds like scooby doo

This is perfection

welcome to tumblr

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i just tore up my entire room for an hour looking for a dumb textbook

and then panicked and finally found the articles from the textbook online

A+ internet skills

and now I ahve to wake up in five hours and go to church for my mom’s sake

and the only thing that will make me not want to hurt people is the fact that I bought some nice new clothes today and will wear them

but i will probably still want to hurt people only i’ll look pretty doing it

because after that we have to drive to new jersey and hang with our bratty little cousins all day

and then we go to another part of jersey and see cousins I actually like at night

and then drive our grandma home

and then go home where i’ll have to do homework

and to top that all off we don’t even have this week off because of dumbass hurricane Sandy

maybe I will get sick and stay home monday from stress or something
or maybe i will just cut school

goodnight kittens

goodnight mittens

goodnight

comb

goodnight mush

goodnight little old lady whispering hush

goodnight moon

chocobos-say-kweh:

I AM IN ACTUAL TEARS CRYING AT THIS. IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY. SOMEONE HELP ME *GASP*

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