watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals
DO NOT WORRY, HUMAN, WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM UNTIL YOUR PARENTS RETURN FOR YOU. I HAVE CALLED FOR HELP.
Look at them! They’re basically flumpy water dogs!
Look how happy he is!
Little girl scream-sings “Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?” while her mom takes a splinter out.
I feel so bad but I cannot stop laughing.
|—||John Fleming, ‘Modern Theatre Guides: Tom Stoppard’s Arcadia’ (via saveyrsecrets)|
i feel like a parent whose child was just elected president
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
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