oh fuck “she has soft hands” this is So AWKWARD
Little girl scream-sings “Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?” while her mom takes a splinter out.
I feel so bad but I cannot stop laughing.
|—||John Fleming, ‘Modern Theatre Guides: Tom Stoppard’s Arcadia’ (via saveyrsecrets)|
i feel like a parent whose child was just elected president
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
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