oh fuck “she has soft hands” this is So AWKWARD

hannibal // silence of the lambs

fingerprintsofgod:

Little girl scream-sings “Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?” while her mom takes a splinter out.

I feel so bad but I cannot stop laughing.

One of Stoppard’s idiosyncracies is that he ‘tend[s] to write each play to one record’. During the months of composition he plays a particular song repeatedly as he takes a break from writing to read through the dialogue he has written. For Arcadia, it was the Rolling Stones’ ‘You Can’t Always Get What You Want’. He wanted it to be the closing song, but was informed that you cannot waltz to it.
John Fleming, ‘Modern Theatre Guides: Tom Stoppard’s Arcadia’ (via saveyrsecrets)

southerngothics:

i feel like a parent whose child was just elected president

ghostbees:

Adventures at Appledore Towers, for acarlini & wegotelegance

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


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