2 weeks ago on February 19, 2014 at 03:47pm with 3,076 notes
i feel like a parent whose child was just elected president
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
It’s that time of the month again!
Let’s Draw Sherlock - Favourite Movie Scene
Sherlock does not fukin like this idea
Not gonna have sex with a ballerina for a fukin violin
“Who does she think I am”
The dwarves training for The Battle of the Five Armies