Anonymous asked: hyello! I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED FOR JOHNLOCK SMUT! Top!lock is fine but Bottom!lock is preferable! One shots also preferable! Any recommendations?
so you’re bottom!lock-er YO YOU’RE MY KINDA NONNIE.
here you go -
You could save me from the way I tend to be.
you smell nice.
"Idiot! You jumped into the Thames in mid January! You could have died!"
"Well, you jumped in after me. What does that make you?"
You’ve been stumbling round the fringes of this one for ages.