I was in the bookstore today and found a lovely poetry volume entitled simply “Cunt Norton”

I was obviously intrigued. I opened it up only to find that it was a series of really dirty poems about sex, each written in the style of a different famous author. 

I can’t remember what a few of them were, but “Fuck Slug” was from “Cunt Poe” and “Fuck donuts” was from “Cunt Milton.” 

The doctor will never be a woman. There are plenty of women in the show that are admirable role models. I think you're just full ofsh it. Stop pushing your american views onto Doctor Who, a BRITISH show, with BRITISH values. It's unbelievable how obnoxious and hypocritical feminists are, especially you third-wave feminists. Always spouting "equal rights" but, "Can't hit me, cause I'm a girl!" You probably won't respond to this because you know I'm right and the whovianfeminism stance is weak.
Anonymous

theletteraesc:

whovianfeminism:

This was so beautiful that I had to put it up on my wall and examine it as if it were an exquisite piece of art. 

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"Manpain" by Anonymous

Above we have a quintessential example of early 21st Century prose by an aggrieved man. The author of this piece is unknown, but we can surmise by his inability to properly say “shit” to a woman and his assurance that he likes “admirable” female characters that he is most likely a “Nice Guy.”

The anonymous author employs deliberate obtuseness in order to provoke a reaction from his audience. Notice how he pretends no British individual supports the idea of a woman portraying the Doctor, despite clear evidence to the contrary, even amongst actors who have portrayed the titular character on the show. Then there is the stunning self-centeredness regarding his perception of third wave feminism; he is only interested in equality it grants him the “right” to hit the women whose arguments make him so incoherently angry that he is unable to rationally reply.

His final challenge attempts to trap the reader. Do we respond and grant him the audience and validation he so desperately seeks, or do we ignore him and let him believe he has won? But perhaps we have a third option: to turn the focus back on him and examine how his comments display his deep insecurity in his own sense of masculinity, something he feels can only be reclaimed by challenging a girl on the internet to a fight and preemptively declaring victory because he fears he cannot engage with her on an intellectual level.

Not only is this A+ MISANDRYYYY, it’s a wonderful example of using textual or compositional features to determine authorship of an anonymous work.

Walking on Sunshine: Satan edition.

I made a spectacular find in the comic store today.

verysmallhands:

manimanimore:

weary-spine:

themagicmelodicmask:

kumikoala:

lascocks:

east-idegengar:

I can’t pick my favourite

these are things i would write

Number #5 killed me

These sound like things I would write. I love books with quirky first-person narration.

I can’t decide which one’s my favorite omfg

The hummingbirds

The lamp just sat there, Like AN INANIMATE OBJECTAYSGDU OHHICFKDJ FDKC. 

my favorite bad analogy isn’t on this list

so I feel compelled to share it with you

"McBride fell twelve stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup."

last week my brother and I were making this gingerbread kit that came with a few little pre-made sugar people

so we open up the wax paper, only to reveal this little beauty

being sick fucks and also gutterminded perverts we had to further corrupt it with icing

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pepperjinks:

kaciart:

Remember the cartoon Madeline?

not tagged in correct order D:

HOLY SHIT

In an old house in Bag End, all covered in vines, lived thirteen little dwarves in two straight lines.

They sang very well and their spirits were glad, but their mess made Bilbo very mad. 

At Bilbo’s table they broke his bread and drank his ale and went to bed.

They left the house at half past nine to travel far and fight some dragons- the smallest one was Bilbo Baggins.