What? Just stop. Just stop talking, Haley. You’re not the victim here, you’re the one who screwed up. You made one bad decision after another and now you’re about to blow everything your mother and I worked so hard to give you. And the worst thing is, you don’t seem to care. We all got up at 3 AM this morning to bail you out of jail! We haven’t eaten a thing and you know what I haven’t heard from you yet? ‘I’m sorry, mom. I screwed up, dad. Please forgive me.’ Now, put on some real clothes, we’ll see you at the hearing. Do not be late!

thisdoesnotsuck:

Newly engaged Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Justin Mikita may be giving Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka a run for their money as “cutest/funniest couple.”

I just want to be the fifth (ie: third wheel) at that dinner party table.

;w; congratulations ahhhasfbrehaehrhaha

fymodernfamily:

Modern Family filming at DisneyLand today.

in other news, Cameron and Mitchell kissed on the lips today, and I can think of a ship that’s way overdue for some man-loving coughcoughryanmurphyareyouwatchingthiscoughcough

WAIT OMG

wizardsinpanem:

THEIR OLD HOUSE

ISN’T THAT THE HOUSE THAT PHIL DUNPHY(MODERN FAMILY) TRIED TO SELL? AND HE TRIED USING LUKE TO LIKE FISH THE PEOPLE TO BUY THAT HOUSE AND EVERYTHING OMFG HSADASKJDHAJKDAHSHDA

THIS IS WINNINGah

TUMBLR IS LIKE THE FUCKING CSI, I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THAT HOUSE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE!