buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

tsukihi:

IM DEAD AS HELL

officialunitedstates:

you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you

gingerthon:

No comment

wtfbadromancecovers:

A Paranormal Clown Had Sex With Me by Susan Hart

A BBW with a deathly fear of clowns, gets a two foot high clown doll as a gift from a distant cousin. The doll grows to the size of a man and insists on sex with the woman, who is still afraid. Some months later there’s an unusual twist in the big beautiful woman’s life, and it’s one that’s completely unexpected.

Editor’s note: You know, normally I’d leave out the synopsis, since I’m not really about judging the content of the book, but I’m just amused as hell that the unusual twist isn’t the clown doll sex.

jennyloggins:

#he’s having a great time and so am i

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

  • 61,107 plays

blademode:

blademode:

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[9:17:32 PM] http://38.media.tumblr.com/8c0c68bb99a981ffe1d040fb362d50c5/tumblr_mwym6f8Yo01r582gio1_400.jpg do this in ur waluigi voice

this post keeps popping up on my dash i cant believe this

neyruto:

i had a dream i downloaded an ed, edd and eddy dating sim that was SUPER HIGH DEF like you could see all the pores on jimmy’s face and you played as an aged up ed in a semi-medieval setting. so ed and jimmy were rowing a boat and were about to kiss when a big red warning in horrible gothic font popped up and said “yaoi warning!!! you are about to experience a yaoi moment if you dont want to see yaoi look away!!!” and then my computer crashed