videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

gameandwatch:

this video literally changed my life

yukim116:

祝地上波(すごいカットされてたけど)

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

kecky:

geqianjay:

我能想到最浪漫的事,就是和你一起慢慢变胖

the most romantic thing i could think of, is getting fat together with you

i’m gonna cry

Michael Palin, as Sherlock Holmes, Saturday Night Live, 8 April, 1978

actuallygrimes:

this is incredible on like 50o levels

prancing-rats:

tinypawpets:

A photoset of climbing down from the hand, Terra Style.

Witness the grace and beauty and athleticism.

Possibly the best photoset in rat history

ainoa-maija:

So majestic

roidyraw:

As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to