"Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper. No pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it."
"And you are to tell him nothing personal, Starling. Believe me you don’t want Hannibal Lecter inside your head."
elvis i dont know how to break this to you
‘Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other’
You didn’t even try,Sherlock.
Massive lack of effort.
I was half-listeing to Nicole Kidman talking about Amour and did a double take
apparently she said “an aging couple’s difficult choices” and not ”an asian couple”
My mom went to the store today and came back with a loaf of my favorite irish soda bread
It is back in season
The Irish part of me is crying for joy
but also in defeat because I’ve been trying to cut back on bread and refined carbs ever since food science scared the crap outta me.
Whatever, I ate hummus and carrots for lunch today. I’m even.
Hahahaha FUCK YOU
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS OKAY
FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE
Again? Again. Angsty angst. YESSSS
Those guys are my