what have i done

sweet jesus

what have i done

forgive me, martin, 

for i have sinned.

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swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

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Sean Connolly - Swift_Dramatic-Reading

cucumber-child:

therewerebooksinvolved:

multiplicochocolate:

yesimbeyonce:

thesonicscrew:

A Dramatic Reading: Taylor Swift - “We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together

OH MY GOD

The “So he calls me up again” part OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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I think I’m crying

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goldembers:

orgyinthetardis:

The Time Lord by *glolinde

 #About three things I was absolutely positive. First, The Doctor was a Time Lord. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my bananas. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

oh my god.

thirsted for my bananas.

written by Rory Williams

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cumberbuddy:

a-devotee-of-silk:

Gotta love this.[x]

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Ying Yang Twins - Wait

princessnecrophilia:

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singformedarling:

Just the average Valentines Day card…

ladypandacat:

1612th:

in 4th grade there was this girl who had a collection of furbies and one day she brought like 12 in to class and she was sitting in the back licking them and biting their hair off and i asked her what she was doing and she was like “im feeling them enter me” and then she got sent to the office

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