Okay, another quickie for 90’s anime week since it’s so much fun. I know Pokemon technically doesn’t count ‘cause it’s still ongoing, but it debuted in the 90’s and I used to watch it back then, when it featured just Gen 1 Pokemon. I’ve always been partial to Team Rocket.
6 Strange and Creepy Pokedex Entries
Just in case anyone forgot Pokemon is full of nightmare fuel.
WAIT WHAT ABOUT THAT LAST ONE WITH KADABRA I DON’T REMMBER READING THAT.
FireRed I think?
Don’t forget that in the original games, you could infer that Victreebel have been know to eat humans (they’re said to live deep in the jungle…but nobody has ever returned). A person licked by a Haunter will shake uncontrollably until they die because it steals their life force. Gothitelle cries when it learns its trainer’s lifespan. Heatmor MELTS Durant to consume them—using its tongue it melts through their shells and eats their insides.
There is some very unsettling stuff in Pokemon. And that’s not even getting into the tragic events/side events presented in the games.
Also, friendly reminder that people eat Pokémon! Basculin’s entry specifically states that they’re remarkably tasty—no indication that its not humans who find them yummy.
the drowzee one is actually the funniest thing I have ever seen
“I met this Pokemon trainer and we got to be friends. But I just don’t think I’m ever gonna see him again. He decided to go back to where he came from, Professor. To another time.”
“I wouldn’t worry, Ash. True friendships can withstand the test of time. And I think this one will. I’m sure you and Sammy will be friends forever.”
“How did Professor Oak know Sammy’s name? We never mentioned it to him.”
Excuse me while I cry.
He probably had that Pikachu saved for Ash. That’s the real reason no one else got it.
reblogging again because this is the best thing ever
this is what we have become
Sherlock and John go on a Meretricious Pokeventure!
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