When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”
“By my beard! You are shorter and wider than last we met.”
‘The trust between Thorin and Bilbo has now been established. He’s gone from somebody that absolutely dismisses this halfling to realising he’s an essential part of the quest. Bilbo becomes his confidant.’
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Scenery.
The City of Dale
Does Martin Freeman really Kung Fu everyone?
The Hobbit + Scenery Porn (part 1)