I promised myself I’d never make one of these ever again
i think im going to cry at this. this is the last straw. wow.
(via jupitereyed)
Blue Sandwich
Could be a Joy-Division-Coverband..
Rainbow Noodles
That sounds like a weird gay porn
Stripey Purple Chinese Curry
Prog rock. LSD required.
Black Donut?
Orange Canadian bacon & egg on white bread.
I don’t know what to feel about this.
Patchwork London Broil
W
(via algrenion)
bilbo dreams of being the dwarf queen the night he meets thorin. his dream came true.
The Hobbit (1977)what is hapening
it is official we are in the twilight zone
Am I hurting your eyes yet?
(via allaindelon)
subliminal messaging
subliminal messaging
subbbblllliiiiminnallll messssagiiinnnnggg
consultivedetectiveintraining:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever had crumbs in your bra
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
(via martyfreethrow)
(via uhnjolras)
Extract from The Sexual Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Larry Townsend pages 159 - 163
the fuck am i reading
what is this
(via jupitereyed)
Irene Adler: You know, I was wrong about him. He did know where to look.
(via unlesshegoestotrenzalore)
