Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.
Poor Sherlock. Valentine’s Day must be such a bummer when your boyfriend is married.
So last night I had this really weird dream where my roommate (the one i dislike) brought her boyfriend back to the room and proceeded to engage in sexual acts with him.
And it was fuckin weird and I woke up strangely tired but I figured it was just a dream
BUT THEN I GET THIS TEXT FROM THE OTHER ROOMMATE ASKING IF I’D ALSO BEEN WOKEN UP ABOUT 3:00 AM TO ANYTHING UNUSUAL
AND I REALIZED IT WASN’T A FUCKING DREAM WHAT THE FUCK
LIKE MY OTHER ROOMMATE AND I HAD TO WAKE UP FOr 8:00 and 9:30 AM CLASSES WHICH IS BAD ENOUGH BUT WE ALSO HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT FUCKERY
we’re texting each other right now trying to figure out how we’re going to approach her because we are legit at a loss
How do you even bring that up
How is this even an issue
I have fucking mono
Like early stages fucking mono
Do nothing mono
We’re supposed to go on vacation but I need to limit my physical activity so like limited sightseeing
I’m going to scream it’s miserable and this apparently can last for weeks
Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.
i aM LAUGHING SO HARD HELP