i just remembered how there was this pizza place i went to regularly when i lived near houston, and i never really went to the restroom of the place so after going there for like two years regularly i went to the restroom for the first time and saw this
a taxidermied massive rat glued to what was previously a shelf for a private toll phone with an engraved metal plate bolted to the wall behind him that said REST IN PEACE “WOODY” NOVEMBER 29TH 2000. and thats not some random date i picked that is the day of my birth. i just kinda stood there thinking about how this rat died the same day i was born. i was like nine years old i couldnt quite concieve it yet and it didnt help that a south park pinball machine was blaring at max volume directly behind me as i just looked at this massive rat
shoutout to everyone who’s followed me for MGS and RGG penis blast in the past couple years and is getting hit with good omens penis blast (very different type) at the moment
also shoutout to anyone who’s been here long enough that this turn is unsurprising. thanks 4 sticking around for this jungle juice of a blog






